Without Kittens

There really is no country for old men, is there? Men too old to go bar hopping every night and too young to curl up and die. In which country do they still have ears for their ramblings? Where are they not creepy because they forgot to grow up as they grew old? What do they call home when it's been too long since they were kicked out of their nests? Which mirror can they see their dignity in? Where isn't there a new generation of hope to outshine their pessimistic wisdom? Where are they accepted as the astronauts they wanted to be when they were young, despite evidence to the contrary? Most of all, where are the kittens their female stereotype-counterparts get?